It seems that as we grow older, we learn to develop a verbal filter. This filter catches, inappropriate words, thoughts, and otherwise awkward moments. However, during our trying school years, this filter has not quite developed. Thus, we are left with the unfiltered, diarrhea of the mouth syndrome. While this can be seen, as difficult, and by teenage standards, life altering, it allows for some very entertaining one liners.
UNFILTERED
9th grade girl,
"Is Canada a city?"
8th grade boy,
"It's just that you look so young, for an old person."
11th grade boy,
"So are you like, done growing?"
12th grade girl
"But if we make people take an intelligence test before having children, then there won't be any pretty people left in the world!"
12th grade boy
"I am never going to use this English bull sh*t. I am going to be a welder, and welders don't need to know how to read and write, and sh*t."
11th grade boy,
"Yo I am kinda high right now, so could you take it easy on me today?"
10th grade girl,
"You actually expected me to read the book?"
8th grade boy,
"Your ass looks great in that skirt today."
7th grade boy,
"What are you like 18? Or 30 or something?"
12th grade boy
"Shakespeare was a douche bag."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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